July 31, 2019
“It is with complete indifference that I announce my death after a lengthy, hard fought battle with aliens. Never did figure out what to be when I grew up. There will be those that would argue that I never really grew up, so it’s not relevant. I had a creative soul, enjoying music, photography, good humour, and good company. I wasn’t always understood and would be referred to as a crazy guy from time to time. I had the good fortune of being a member of a very strong, together family unit. We were always there for each other regardless of the circumstances. I do regret that I have left this earthly plane before we got to take over the world. It would have been such fun. Survived by all the people who aren’t dead yet. In lieu of flowers please send scathing messages to your deserving politicians. In my absence you are each tasked with helping other people smile. And I mean every day, not just once to placate the dead guy.”
“Live your dream. Be happy.”
~Ian Salvin
Tubman Funeral Homes