Damn CPAWS and its nefarious plots to economically ruin and depopulate Yukon. Supporting the final report of the duly constituted Peel planning commission was just the first phase of their current offensive. Phase two, the depopulation of the Yukon Medical Council, was a brilliant stroke.
Who knows what other weapons of economic mass destruction they have hidden away in the basements, schools, churches, First Nation offices, and coffee shops of Yukon. Could CPAWS be behind the world economic crisis that threatens to bring an end to the commodity supercycle we have enjoyed for so long?
We must rout this menace and its axis of evil (yes there are more evil doers out there and we will find you)! We must divert more government resources to combat these heinous plots. We must discount petitions and form letters that they have coerced Canadians into signing.
Let us shut down bike lanes, stop funding community gardens, and ban music festivals – that will make them suffer. Real Yukoners will understand it is necessary for the greater good.
Let us give CPAWers the mark of the “Suzuki” and make them stand in a special security line at the airport. Funding that could support education, health care and things like the Yukon Medical Council must be sacrificed to combat this menace. We must stop them before it is too late.